The SI Story.

[Orochimaru]

Characters:
Orochimaru/Orochi
PkAvenger/Pk
Viamond/V
Saiyan/Saiyan
JAPPO/JAPPO
Yoruichi16/Yoruichi
Paen/Paen
IBelieveInJesus/IBIJ
Suicidal-kun/Suicidal
Evil-Gaara/Gaara
Itachi/Itachi
Yosho1134/Yosho
Forthewest/West
Emoninja/Emonin
Veggie-Rocker/V-Rocker
Sasuke678/Sasuke
xboardraider/xboardraider
KittyKatBlack/Kitty
Kamiaiwai/Kami
Midnight_Wolf/Midnight
Hikaru-kun/Hikaru
Reafu/Reafu
Itachi2101993/Sakura
Beier135/Beier
( more to be added in the future chapters )

*PM Me if you want to be in this story!
( We have enough writers..Please Stop Asking To Be One! )

Episode 1: The eagle has landed

Pk: They're coming in...HOT!!

*in a plane*

radio: "let rain fall down and wake my dreams"

Orochi: Why do you listen to this ****?

JAPPO: *sings along* "Let the rain fall down"

V: Do they know that their engine is on fire and their wings broke off!!!

Saiyan: How should I know?

V: Because you knew what you would get when you flipped a coin.

Saiyan: o___o

*on the plane*

Orochi: Have you ever a feeling that something really painful was going to happen?

Yoruichi: No, why?

*plane crashes*

Orochi: ouch..

*back at HQ*

Paen: The eagle has landed.

IBIJ: Alright, Let's collect the morons

*A while later*

Suicidal: Did you have a nice trip in New Mexico *pulls JAPPO out of wreckage*

JAPPO: yep, Youtube poop is saved

Suicidal: Good, *drops JAPPO* Sorry!!!

*on the other side of the wreakage*

V: Hey, Orochi did you know the plane was about to crash?

Orochi: I just had a feeling that I was in for some pain

V: You were only half-right!!! *gets shotgun*

Saiyan: OH SNAP!!!! *runs away*

JAPPO: *notice's missing users* Where Gaara and Itachi?

Pk: Sailing the seven seas...looking for new to claim for SaiyanIsland

*meanwhile in the random ocean*

Gaara: *looks at the water* How many gallons of water are in this ocean?

Itachi: If you ask, IT'S OVER 9000!!!!!

Gaara: ok then, *see another ship* Is that one of alley's?

Itachi: *looks at sail* that's the symbol of the n00b...it's against us...man the cannon Gaara, we're under attack!!

**to be continued**

***PLEASE LEAVE COMMENTS***

[Orochimaru]

Episode 2: Pirates vs. N00bs
Credit goes to: Orochimaru-Story and Editing.....

Gaara: *opens back of cannon* crap...out of ammo

Itachi: what's taking so long down there *watches n00b ship get closer*

Gaara: We're out of ammo captain!

Itachi: Oh yeah...I got hungry.

Gaara: 0___0 What...the...****?

N00b captin: board 'em!

N00b pirates: *get ropes to board* Kill them! *swings across*

Gaara: on snap, there going to board

N00b pirates: *crash into the side of the ship and fall into water*

Itachi: Well, they tried to at least...

N00b Captin: they cheated, Man the cannon you mother****a!!

Cannon n00b: *fires cannon and hit ship*

Itachi: we're sinking...Gaara, call HQ for help

Gaara: *get ship's cell phone and dial in number*

Pk's answering machine: "Hi, this is PkAvenger...If you hear this, please leave a message or else you will DIE"

Gaara: N00b pirates are attacking, and the ship sinking, and we need help and stuff...and get here *message cut off*

Phone Service person: We're sorry but caller time has ended...DEAL WITH IT *hangs up*

Gaara: 0___o

*ship completely sinks*

Cannon n00b: pwnage!!!!

N00b Captain: Gather the enemy crew...I want to see them in person.

*a while later*

Itachi: I rather rot in Davy Jones's sweaty sock locker...Then stand here

N00b Captain: STFU...we were told by sailors that you had the map

Gaara: The map of the golden castle, really...do you think that those sailors were lying because you guys are n00bs

N00b Captain: silence, the punishment for that word is death *pulls out sword* once I'm done with you I'm going to steal that map of yours...*hears sound* what was that?

*up in the sky is what is left of the plane glued back together*

Yosho: We'll save you guys!!!! *crashes plane in the crow nest of the ship, which then breaks off and lands on the N00b Captain's crew*

N00b Captain: you gotta be kidding me 0__o

West: Nope *pushes captain in the water*

N00b Captain: *sigh* great *gets eaten by shark*

Itachi: Nice save...you got the message?

West: only part of it...you should switch your phone service

Itachi: *turns to Gaara* I told you so

Gaara: **** you

Paen: we're just one happy family...Let's just go home

*to be continued*

[Orochimaru]

Episode 3: Dude, this is my house
Credit goes to: Orochimaru-Story and Editing.....

*plane crashes in Pk's swimming pool*

Pk: You guys need to stop doing that

Emonin: *climbs out of plane* but it's so ****ing fun

V-Rocker: wow, Pk...your place is sweet

West: *Finds party button by Pk's lawn chair and turns it on*

Pk: This needs to stop now!!! *disco ball hits him in the head knocking him out*

West: WOOT!!!! *starts dancing*

Emonin: this will be the biggest party ever...I'll send the invites to all the users!

Pk: *semi-conscious* DO-A-BARREL-ROLL!!

V-Rocker: I'll make food and drinks

Orochi: I'll be the moron *jumps though window*

StupidNarrator: So they had the biggest party ever...what they didn't know was the mod they had just knock out will be the worse nightmare the next morning.

Pk: *wakes up* WHAT THE ****!!!!!

Orochi: oh hiya...P-Pk...Avenger...what ya doing? *throws up*

Pk: I'll deal with you later, *shoves Orochi out way*

Orochi: seeya happy people *falls over*

StupidNarrator: soon found that is trees were burned...punch and chips were all over the ground and inside his house he found all the users still partying.

Pk: GET OUT OF MY HOUSE *grab his laser*

JAPPO: run away!!!

Pk: *starts fire random shots at people but miss*

minewhile...

Suicidal: I'm going back to SaiyanIsland...see you in a while

Sasuke: Alright, see ya

back at SaiyanIsland:

xboardraider: I'm new and...*gets shot with b& laser*

back at hell...:

Sasuke: back so soon

xboardraider: shut up

StupidNarrator: this went on for hours, but the user were captured and force to clean Pk's house

back at Pk's backyard pool:

Pk: I want that plane out of my pool now

V: I'm on it

Pk: It's great to be king *sits down and watches everyone clean*

*to be continued*

[Orochimaru]

Staff Members:

Orochimaru
Vaimond
evil-gaara
Yosho1134
Suicidal-kun
IBIJ
PkAvenger

[Itachigirl2101993]

can I be in it

[Orochimaru]

Sure..Gaara is working on Chapter 4 right now...you might be on Chapter 5 or 6..I'm trying to fit everyone in...

[Fukuma]

How long is the story?

[Orochimaru]

How long is the story?

I don't wanna think about the end of the story right now....it's for the enjoyment of the members here...it's just comedy...most likely when we run out of ideas..

[Paen]

I don't wanna think about the end of the story right now....it's for the enjoyment of the members here...it's just comedy...most likely when we run out of ideas..

i hope u never do.........

[Orochimaru]

Filler Episode 1: Halloween Gone Crazy
All credit goes to evil-gaara for providing the story and to Yosho1134 for editing it!!


Saiyan: I will pay you $100 if you go in a girls costume this year.

IBIJ: You better keep your promise on that.

Saiyan: I will, don’t worry.

*Moments later at the costume shop*

Saiyan: Wow IBIJ you look good as a princess. *Bursts out laughing*

IBIJ: I better get my ****ing money.

Kitty: Hey IBIJ we got the same costume this year.

IBIJ: >_>

*Later during trick or treating*

Itachi: Hey Gaara I see you got a new phone service.

Gaara: How could you tell?

Itachi: Those Version guys won’t stop fallowing you.

Suicidal: Help I’m trapped under these guys, HELP!!

*Later at a house*

Saiyan: Trick or Treat!

IBIJ: Trick or Treat!

Yosho: 0___0 Oh my god, no way. *Bursts into laughing*

Saiyan: Don’t feel bad IBIJ I think he likes it.

IBIJ: >_> Saiyan I want to kill you right now but if I did I wouldn’t get my money.

Yosho: Here, *gives candy* don’t eat too much candy now little girl.

IBIJ: That’s it I’m leaving.

Saiyan: Remember the deal, we have to hit two blocks before we can leave.

IBIJ: I really want to kill you now.

*Later with Gaara and Itachi*

Itachi: Gaara you need a better phone service.

Gaara: **** you!!

*Later at another house*

Gaara: Trick or Treat!

Itachi: Trick or Treat!

Sasuke: 0__0 *Looks at all the version guys* Sorry we’re out of candy.*Slams door*

Itachi: >_>

Gaara: <_<

Itachi: >_>

Gaara: I’m going to Alltel.

*2 blocks and hours of laughter later*

IBIJ: Finally I’m out of that dress.

Saiyan: Ok, here’s your money *Gives IBIJ $100*

IBIJ: Good I’m leaving now.

*IBIJ leaves and a few minutes later a few people show up*

Yoruichi: So you got the pictures?

Saiyan: Sure I got 5 different pictures, $3 for each one.

Yoruichi: I’ll take all of them.

Saiyan: *Open box full of picture* Here you go.

Yoruichi: Thanks.

Saiyan: *Yawns* Best $100 I ever spent.

*to be continued*

[Suicidal-kun]

The new chapter will be here soon!:D

[Orochimaru]

The new chapter will be here soon!:D

Beat ya 2 it!! :D

[Suicidal-kun]

Beat ya 2 it!! :DNo you didn't! You edited your previous post! That's not fair!!!:cry:

[Paen]

thats awesome..........i have an idea for a next story.......can i be in???

[Orochimaru]

thats awesome..........i have an idea for a next story.......can i be in???

I'll see if the other guys agree...then I'll tell you.

[Itachi]

OK could I be a writer? And I like how my famouse word was n00b ^^ Is that because I say it all the time or what ;)

[Orochimaru]

I'll see how many writers I need and stuff I'll let you guys know tommorow.


ATTN: ALL STAFF MEMBERS!!!

I'LL TAKE CARE OF CHAPTER 5 & 6 BOTH TOMMOROW...THEY'RE BOTH SORT OF COMBINED....K THNX!! TO NE1 WHO WAS PLANNING ON WRITING CHAPTER 5 SRY!!

[Itachi]

Ok cool..I hope I can get in

[Mr. White]

I'll see how many writers I need and stuff I'll let you guys know tommorow.


ATTN: ALL STAFF MEMBERS!!!

I'LL TAKE CARE OF CHAPTER 5 & 6 BOTH TOMMOROW...THEY'RE BOTH SORT OF COMBINED....K THNX!! TO NE1 WHO WAS PLANNING ON WRITING CHAPTER 5 SRY!!I think it was IBIJ

[Orochimaru]

I'll see what I can do...and 2 new chapters will be up tommorow around 2 p.m. or so..

[Paen]

I'll see what I can do...and 2 new chapters will be up tommorow around 2 p.m. or so..

ur time or saiyan island??

[Mr. White]

I'll see what I can do...and 2 new chapters will be up tommorow around 2 p.m. or so..what time zone

[Orochimaru]

My time...its 10:52 right now....eastern time zone.

[Paen]

My time...its 10:52 right now....eastern time zone.

ok....good its 10:54 here

[Urahara678]

y did it say back at hell and i was i it??????

[Orochimaru]

y did it say back at hell and i was i it??????

It's where "banned" members go or killed members..

[Urahara678]

i wasnt banned so y was i died

[Orochimaru]

i wasnt banned so y was i died

Pk went crazy with his lazer...:D

[Paen]

It's where "banned" members go or killed members..

:eek:.........:confused:...........=_=

[Paen]

Pk went crazy with his lazer...:D

oooohhhhhhhh...........:laugh:

[Orochimaru]

Lol well guys let's try to make chapters that continue the story from the last chapter...I'm making 2 chapters following the party..

[Paen]

Lol well guys let's try to make chapters that continue the story from the last chapter...I'm making 2 chapters following the party..

if u have 1 bout christmas tell me i have an idea............gotta go

[Evil_Gaara]

I havent heard anything from IBIJ responce yet. i think hes mad

[Orochimaru]

I g2g also...and guyz be patient...I'll try to make these 2 chapters as good as they can be..

lol Gaara

[Mr. White]

I havent heard anything from IBIJ responce yet. i think hes madyou should just lay low for a while

[Hikaru]

I havent heard anything from IBIJ responce yet. i think hes mad

or hes just not really paying much attention to it?

[Evil_Gaara]

you should just lay low for a while

Ok *hides under box*

or hes just not really paying much attention to it?

he is apart of the writers so he should know

[Urahara678]

y cant i be some where else then where u got me put me somewhere with yoru or saiyans some i dont care just no where u have me

[crazy]

This story is win in one of its purist forms.

[Yoruichi17]

Keep up the good work all you writers and staff..... You guys are pros....

[Evil_Gaara]

:lmao:y cant i be some where else then where u got me put me somewhere with yoru or saiyans some i dont care just no where u have me

we are trying to get everybody in this be happy you got in this one. besides i almost made you in dress :lmao:

[Urahara678]

any thing is better then being where u guys got me y a dress

[Evil_Gaara]

any thing is better then being where u guys got me y a dress

I could have made you IBIJ in chapter 4 where he hade to were a dress for $100.

[Yoruichi17]

I could have made you IBIJ in chapter 4 where he hade to were a dress for $100.

LOL... that dress thing was classic... keep up the good work gaara... XD

[Urahara678]

lol yeah thats my one complaint is where u all have me other then that its funny

[Evil_Gaara]

LOL... that dress thing was classic... keep up the good work gaara... XD

thanx lol

[Yoruichi17]

thanx lol

No problem... I kno you guys at the staff work hard and what-not... you guys deserve some thanks... and I'm always glad to help give you some... XD

[Evil_Gaara]

lol yeah thats my one complaint is where u all have other then that its funny

hey if i get a chance to write another i will try to put you in a good spot ok.

[Urahara678]

ok thanks

[Mr. White]

No problem... I kno you guys at the staff work hard and what-not... you guys deserve some thanks... and I'm always glad to help give you some... XDyou will probably be in the 5th chapter, since you were at the very end of the 4th

[Urahara678]

btw garras phone service was funny

[Evil_Gaara]

lol thanx i got a idea for the next phone service thing too so get ready to here another one .

[Kobe]

Why am i not in this story!?!?!? if Kitty and Yoruichi-samaaaaaaa are in the story than I should be too!!!!!

meow

[Mr. White]

Why am i not in this story!?!?!? if Kitty and Yoruichi-samaaaaaaa are in the story than I should be too!!!!!

meowtheres only 4 chapters right now, you will be in it

[faniajean]

may i be a writer

[Mr. White]

may i be a writerPM Vaimond or Orochimaru

[Itachi]

Oro A few of the people working on this project said that I could be the last member if it was OK with you, as an editor since you only have 1. If its ok please let me know.
And great work so far!

[Orochimaru]

Ok someone in the staff please PM me the chatroom link again i lost it :D...EVERY1 TO THE CHAT ROOM PLEASE AND ITACHI YOU CAN BE THE LAST MEMBER IF YOU PM ME SOME OF YOUR IDEAS!

[PkAvenger]

Are you gaiz still in the chat? http://www.hitmanreborn.net/forum/images/smilies/falconpunchbythedonatinfe4.gif

[Orochimaru]

Send me a link to the chat please

[Mr. White]

Send me a link to the chat pleasei did

[Orochimaru]

Ok guys expect Chapter 5 up soon!!!

[Orochimaru]

Episode 5: Save the Worms, Kill the Chick!
Credit goes to: Orochimaru-Story......Yosho-Editing......

Pk: I'm going to ban a user going insane, can you watch them Yoruichi?

Yoruichi: Alright

Pk: Make sure they clean the roof. *Gets in car drives off*

Yoruichi: Whatever *Sits down and starts eating little worms*

*On the other side of the destroyed backyard*

Orochi: My snake senses are tingling...one of my snake brothers is in danger!

V: You mean Yoruichi's worms?...forget about...um...where did Orochi go? *Looks around*

Orochi: *Run towards Yoruichi* Stop, you b*tch!!!

JAPPO: *Sees Orochi* Hi!!!

Orochi: *Picks up JAPPO*

JAPPO: Where are we going?

Orochi: You'll see. *throws JAPPO at Yoruichi*

Yoruichi: What the hell is going on over...*Gets hit in face by a flying JAPPO and drops worms on ground*

Orochi: *Runs toward his chewed-up brothers* I'm too late...NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

Meanwhile in space:

Alien #1: Did you hear something?

Alien #2: I think a heard the word, NO!

Alien #1: Oh God, The humans already know about the invasion!!

Alien #2: They could activated there missile defense on us...lets get out here!

*Alien attack fleet leaves*

Back on Earth:

Orochi:*Punches Yoruichi in the face* Why did you do it? Those were my friends!!!!

Yoruichi: Have you gone insane?

Orochi: Yeah, Why?

Saiyan: *Grabs Orochi and holds him down*

Yoruichi: Thanks, Saiyan, he could have kill me.

Saiyan: *Calls out to everyone* Free worms on the ground!!!!

Everyone else: WORMS!!! *Runs to grab them off the ground*

Yoruichi: But those were my worms...

*to be continued*

[Paen]

its good n read the pm i sent u

[forthewest]

these stories are hilarious:laugh:...i love'em:laugh:

[Hikaru]

T.T i was supposed to b in chapter 5 Dx

[Orochimaru]

T.T i was supposed to b in chapter 5 Dx

I tried to put you in Chapter 6...you got like two lines :o..:D

[Paen]

its a good chapter

[Orochimaru]

Thanks! Chapter 6 will be posted soon!

[Paen]

Thanks! Chapter 6 will be posted soon!

im waiting...........impatiently

[Orochimaru]

I'm waiting for the other staff members...

[emoninja]

screw them, i wanna read this, its funny

[Orochimaru]

Lol it's ready....I wanna wait a little more to see how impatient you guys get :D

[Paen]

Lol it's ready....I wanna wait a little more to see how impatient you guys get :D

thats not funny.....im really lookin forward to it

[Vaimond]

lol Oro, you're evil.

[Orochimaru]

Episode 6: Secret Waffle-Making Wolf!
Credit goes to: Orochimaru-Story.....Yosho-Editing.....

Pk: I'm back...Everything looks so much better than I expected...

Yoruichi: Help me! *Drowns in a pool of her own blood*

Pk: Anyway...I have a prize for the best cleaner.

IBIJ: ME!!! ME!!!!

Pk: Get the **** out of here!

IBIJ:

Pk: So who really did clean the best?

Everyone: *Points to Kami*

Pk: Alright, Kami follow me...everyone else...

Everyone: *GASP*

Pk: Keep cleaning...

Everyone: God da*mit!!

*Later inside the house*

Pk: This is my greatest creation...A waffle making wolf...

Kami: ….and you show me this why?

Pk: It's yours now; by the way DO NOT FEED IT....

Kami: See ya, *Grabs wolf*

Pk: Wait, you need to hear this!!!!

Kami: You can tell me that later.

*At his house*

Kami: What's your name?

Midnight: Well, it's...

Kami: You don't have one...I'll call you Fred.

Midnight: **** you (Wolf language)

Kami: I know that you think that I'm the greatest person ever….

Midnight: No, I don't actually...I think you should burn in a little place down under... (Wolf language)

Kami: Who is a good snoop doggy?

Midnight: Wait until I rip your face off! (Wolf language)

Kami: Who wants a treat?

Midnight: I do...I DO!!!!! (Not wolf language)

Kami: Here, have a watermelon!

Midnight: *Eats watermelon* Sucker... (Wolf language)

Stupid Narrator: Whenever Midnight eats watermelon...He gets super powers that could destroy Earth...

Kami: Why are you looking at me like that Fred?

Midnight: *Shoots laser beam that sends Kami to the evil sock puppet world*

*In the evil sock puppet world*

Kami: What just happened?

Sock puppet thug: Get him! *Gets bat*

Kami: Why me? *Runs away*

Back on Earth:

Midnight: My power is growing...*Becomes giant and starts destroying SaiyanIsland*

Hikaru: Is the end of the world here...again?

Orochi: Pretty much.

Yoruichi: *Grabs Orochi's neck from behind* I'm going to have my revenge! *Starts punching Orochi*

Suicidal: *Watches Orochi and Yoruichi* Want to fight?

Hikaru: *Gets done with watching Midnight destroy another building* ALRIGHT! *Summons combat sword*

*to be continued*

[emoninja]

thats good, even if im not in it...

[Orochimaru]

thats good, even if im not in it...

Sorry :o
..The Staff Members and I are always thinking about NEW members that deserve to be put in the story...then we'll repeat with the characters at times...You were in one of them so don't worry you'll be back...I'm trying to focus on making a PLOT or BIG EVENT in the Story to make it more interesting..

[PkAvenger]

http://i34.tinypic.com/wb9cfk.gifhttp://i34.tinypic.com/wb9cfk.gifhttp://i34.tinypic.com/wb9cfk.gifhttp://i34.tinypic.com/wb9cfk.gif PUNCHES IN THE BALLS!

[Vaimond]

It's good dood. I think I may like to continue.

[Orochimaru]

It's good dood. I think I may like to continue.

Take it away V!

[Itachigirl2101993]

this is great

[TeddyWonka]

hehe, nice work. Unfortunatley I got confused with so many different charaters.. :P

Whould also be even more cooler if you made a FLV instead ^^ Like Fun with akatsuki and you only need windows movie maker to make a simple and easy FLV movie.

[Paen]

........;):cool::p:D...........

[Orochimaru]

hehe, nice work. Unfortunatley I got confused with so many different charaters.. :P

Whould also be even more cooler if you made a FLV instead ^^ Like Fun with akatsuki and you only need windows movie maker to make a simple and easy FLV movie.

hehe I'm bad at that stuff..I've tried..:laugh:

and Thanks

[PkAvenger]

actually, maybe we can work something out...

[Kamiaiwai]

Curse those sock puppet thugs...

[Orochimaru]

actually, maybe we can work something out...

you mister get to the chat nao!!

[naruto827327]

chapter one is funny i cood read it a dozen times and still not get tired

[Orochimaru]

Chapter 7: The Watermelon that Cried "WOLF"!
Credit goes to: Vaimond-Story......Orochimaru-(some editing;))

Hikaru: You can't mess with me!

Midnight: *Smashes building* Say what? You and your voice are a bit too small to hear.(Wolf Language)

Hikaru: Well, I guess he's surrendering....I would too if I had to fight me...

Orochi: Uh, I don't think he's giving up, he's still destroying stuff and he looks mad.

Hikaru: No, no, silly man. And you must be thinking those weird looking baby wolves are here to attack me huh?

Orochi:.....*Runs Away*

BabyWolf: You get his leg, I'll get his arm. *Chuckles and Attack*

Hikaru: What?! UGH! Run! *Drops sword*

*A few minutes later, Island in panic*

V: Ah! There's BLOOD EVERYWHERE! *has a seizure*

Pk: No time for a barrel roll! CALL BACKUP NOW!

Midnight: No respect! *Throws flaming waffle*

Reafu: It looks so delicious! *Runs to waffle*

Kitty: Reafu! Nooo!

Paen: Keep going! There's no hope for him now!

*Other side of the Island*

Kami: So, Pk. What did you want to say about the thing?

Pk: Well, you idiot...if you feed the wolf a tasty fruit it will be able to destroy the Earth. But more importantly, the Island!

Kami: Oh, well. I guess there is a way to make it shrink again? Right?

Pk: Well, there is. That is if you didn't name him. Did you?

Kami: *Begins to think*

*Flashback*

Kami: What's your name?

Midnight: Well, it's...

Kami: You don't have one...I'll call you Fred.

*End Flashback*

Kami: Well, you see... I thought he didn't have a name.

Pk: ....Okay then. Then we have to use this! *Uncovers Shrinking Machine*

Orochi: *Walks in* How are we going to get it near that?

V: *Follows Orochi* It likes watermelon right? Use a watermelon as bait.

Pk: Alright then. We need to get this to the middle of the island.

*The Island center*

V: Back up the truck! *Watermelon dump behind the machine*

Kami: I'll plug it in across this sidewalk!

Orochi: Here it comes!!

Midnight: Mmm, WATERMELON!!!

JAPPO: Ahhh! Here it comes!!! *Trips over cord*

Orochi: Shrink him!!

Pk: *Presses the button*...JAPPO you idiot!

Midnight: Try to shrink me?! *Shoots waffle at the machine*

Kami: It's gone!

V: We're screwed...:cry:

*To be continued*

[Paen]

its good

[Suicidal-kun]

The best part was Reafu running towards the flaming waffle.:laugh:

[Vaimond]

Thanks man.

[Orochimaru]

The best part was Reafu running towards the flaming waffle.:laugh:

Lol S-Kun wanna come help with the next chapter??:D

[Vaimond]

Yeah, if you didn't know. The others before the last two were way easier. Now with plot it's getting very hard.

[Suicidal-kun]

Lol S-Kun wanna come help with the next chapter??:DI can't now, I have to do something, but maybe later.

[Orochimaru]

k :(..

[narutofan89]

ya. loved the waffle part and when orochi i think said it was to late to save him :D:D:D

[Orochimaru]

WOWZERS DOUBLE POST ZOMG!!!!!!! lol I'll try to put u in 2 narutofan89

[Midnight_Wolf]

I don't remember destroying saiyanisland, but that is so what I would've done!

[Suicidal-kun]

I don't remember destroying saiyanisland, but that is so what I would've done!Futurama reference FTW! :lmao:

[forthewest]

haha those are good :laugh:

[narutofan89]

WOWZERS DOUBLE POST ZOMG!!!!!!! lol I'll try to put u in 2 narutofan89

where i don't see it :p

ya thanks orochimaru

[Fukuma]

What the hell? I posted like ten times and they won't show.

[Orochimaru]

What the hell? I posted like ten times and they won't show.

Posts don't count in Spam Center.

[Fukuma]

Oh...I suppose thats what that thing at the top meant.

Spam Center All the random low-quality discussions here. Posts will not be counted.

[Orochimaru]

Yup... :)

The next Chapter will be awesome! I'm working on it with Gaara.

[Fukuma]

Cool!...Wait, you're trying to fit everyone in?

[Orochimaru]

The regular every day users..not all 1,000 and some users..

[Yoruichi17]

LOL... keep up the good work u guys... "No time to do a barrel roll"... classic... XD

[emoninja]

im glad that in the end, this was all my char's fault

[Orochimaru]

How?!? XD. and Chapter 8 is almost here!

[emoninja]

How?!? XD. and Chapter 8 is almost here!

my char crashed the second plane, and started the party...

[Orochimaru]

my char crashed the second plane, and started the party...

oh lol

[chryblossom]

cant wait for the next chapter

[emoninja]

hurry up oro...

[Orochimaru]

hurry up oro...

It's Yosho that's editing it XD. Go after him not me :D

[Mr. White]

It's Yosho that's editing it XD. Go after him not me :DHEY!!!:cussing:

[Orochimaru]

Episode 8: The end of SI?
Credit goes to: Orochimaru-Story.....Yosho-Editing.....


Midnight: *Makes giant waffle power disk and throws it at JAPPO and Gaara*

JAPPO: Yay...We get to get go Europe!!!

Gaara: I always wanted to see what France looked like...

*Waffle disk hits them and sends them flying away*

Midnight: MWUAHAHA!!

Orochi: We just lost 2 of our men…What do we do now Saiyan? He’s heading for the DBZ Section!!

Saiyan: If I find my lucky coin I can tell you…

V: *Mumbles* Ugh not this sh*t again...

Pk: V DID YOU CALL THE HQ’s?

V: Already been done sir! They are on their way!

Midnight: *Spits fireballs all over DBZ section*

Orochi: Well *gulp*…if Vegito didn’t survive that…Weâ⠂¬â„¢re screwed…

*HQ’s*

Paen: Lieutenant Pk! Do you copy! The Spam Soldiers are on their way! I repeat the Spam Soldiers are on their way!

Pk: Damn! They’re taking to long…We can’t keep holding back that thing forever!

*Reinforcements arrive*

Beier: So what seems to be the trouble here?

Orochi: You’re the Spam Squad Leader?!?!

Beier: Problem? *Glares at Orochi with evil eyes*

Orochi: N-NO...S-S-SIR!!!!

Beier: Good…Now all we need to do is get rid of this Wolf creature…SPAM SOLDIERS A-T-T-A-C-K!!!!!!!! (Yes he actually spelled it... )

Orochi: Wow, those guys are fast, but man they are really weak….We still can’t stop him…Heââà ¢â‚¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s so close to the Naruto Section...He can destroy it any minute..!!

V: Everyone move in to attack! This is our last chance!

Yoruichi: I’ll try to use my MOD powers to slow him down while you guys take care of the rest...

Pk: Where the hell is Saiyan!? He has admin powers!! We need him now!!

*Some underground tunnel at SI*

Saiyan: *singing* “I found you miss new booty!!!!! Get it together and bring it back to me!!!--HEY there you are lucky penny! Now we got to get back to the fellas and tell them that you have that portable shrink ray that they need so bad!

*Back to the battle*

Pk: Oh forget it, by the time he gets here...we’re all dead…Beier where the hell do you think you’re going?!?!

Beier: Sorry but this is too much! My troops can handle this! I didn’t train them for this kind of stuff!

Orochi: Damn! Pk what do we do now? Yoruichi can’t hold on much longer! We got to do something!

Emonin: Blitzkreig

Everyone: What?!

Emonin: It’s a battle tactic used in previous wars…Itâ⠂¬â„¢s the only option we have right now...

Orochi: Well…hoe does that work?

Emonin: Sheesh you don’t know anything do you? Ok well it’s also known as a lightning attack…We have to line up our men in the perfect position to attack. We have to all attack at once…..Full Speed…and Full Force…itâà¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s our only hope…âââ €šÂ¬Ã‚¦Orochi! You go tell Yoruichi to use all the power she has left to slow the monster down!

Orochi: Got it!

*Minutes later*

V: Everyone ready?

Yosho: Yea I got all our men lined up and ready.

Pk: (I hope this works)

IBIJ: You’re in for a big surprise you big bad wolf!!

Itachi: Let’s go everyone!

Pk: ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*Everyone charges in*

*Yoruichi loses consciousness and the Midnight breaks free*

Orochi: Sh*t! We’re finished!!

*Midnight roars at the sight of the troops and sends them flying*

Midnight: Now you’ve made me mad! (Wolf Language)

??????: I’ve seen enough...

Midnight: More food huh? Hehehe…*Uses giant waffle club on unknown member*

??????: *blocks it with his fist* I'm not your average user *Punches Midnight into the air*

Everyone: *SHOCKED*

*to be continued*

[chryblossom]

lol giant waffle club

[Midnight_Wolf]

Damn! and I almost killed everyone too!:cry:

[Suicidal-kun]

Sweet, twas good!:D

Damn! and I almost killed everyone too!:cry:Haha *****, someone stopped you.:p

[narutofan89]

i think it's itatchi but don't tell anyone lol:D:ohnoes:

[Orochimaru]

Lol noone knows...who it is :rolleyes:

[Naruto Namikaze]

LOL!! waffel club!? LOL!!

[Fukuma]

I wonder who it is...(the guy below me)

[Itachigirl2101993]

It's great. When do I come in? :chidori::sharingan::fireballjutsu:

[Orochimaru]

Awesome Fac Fic section!

[Urahara678]

*sigh* im not in it oh well it was good

[Orochimaru]

Rate my story!:

http://forums.saiyanisland.com/showthread.php?p=27951#post27951

[narutofan89]

Lol noone knows...who it is :rolleyes:

just jking, no one does know who it is:D

[narutofan89]

i am just waiting for when i come in and i really don't know when:)
till then i wait..... and wait and wait and wait

[Orochimaru]

This next Chapter is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I almost peed when I read it!....ahhhhhhhhhhhh it will be up tommorow when its done!............good times..

[Vaimond]

This next Chapter is hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I almost peed when I read it!....ahhhhhhhhhhhh it will be up tommorow when its done!............good times..
True that brotha! It's from the desk of Gaara!

[Yoruichi17]

Congrats with the stories all you writers and staff.... keep up the good work.... and thanks for the laughs.... :D

[Fukuma]

Ok, see ya tomorrow! :wave:

[Orochimaru]

Congrats with the stories all you writers and staff.... keep up the good work.... and thanks for the laughs.... :D

Thanks Yoruichi for all the support!! :)

[lazyboy]

Thanks Yoruichi for all the support!! :)

yeah well get some support from me the stories are better than clifford i wish i was in one though

[Orochimaru]

We're trying to get as many members in it as possible...We have gotten many requests :o

[lazyboy]

We're trying to get as many members in it as possible...We have gotten many requests :o

ok i can wait

[Soi Fong]

ok i can wait

I have to wait too. I know for a fact I'll be in chapter 100 though. :laugh:

[emoninja]

... hurry up oro, you take too long

[Orochimaru]

It'll be up tommorow :D sry to keep you guys waiting so long...we just wanna get every Chapter from now on as good as it can get..

[emoninja]

can't be helped i guess... oh well...

[Urahara678]

We're trying to get as many members in it as possible...We have gotten many requests :o

hai orochi can i be in the staff i dont want to be a writer or an editor i just want to come up with idea and pitch them to the writers :D

[Mr. White]

It is super funny!!!

[forthewest]

the last chapter was cool...i wanna see the next...this SI story is hilarious:laugh:

[narutofan89]

can't wait for it to come out
got nothing else to do today:D

[Vaimond]

It's amazing. You'll not be disappointed!

[Evil_Gaara]

Im going to post it now ok guys

[ninetailedfoxnaruto]

fu nny si story

[Evil_Gaara]

Filler episode 2 Christmas in July
credit goes to evil-gaara for providing the story, Sasuke678 for an idea and to Yosho1134 for editing it!!


Narrator: Hey everybody its Christmas time so we thought we would give you a Christmas episode.

Orochi: Dude its like July why are we having a Christmas special now.

Yosho: seriously dude, this is dumb to be posting this now.

Garra: Ya we didn’t sign up for this crap.

V: Do you even own a calendar?

Narrator: Um don’t listen to them just watch the show.

*Some of the user decided to throw a party and everyone was invited*

Sasuke: Hey Garra you going to the party too.

Garra: Ya I got nothing else better to do.

Sasuke: Hey where’s Itachi you guys usually hang out together.

Garra: Um

*Flash back*

Jaga: *Runs around Itachi* Hey Itachi you going to the Party too, huh huh huh

Itachi: *Trips Jaga* Dumbass

B& police: Itachi it’s against the rules to flame Itachi so you’re banned. You are going to hell for a day.

*Flash back over*

Sasuke: Hells not that bad.

Garra: Well that’s the point Jaga went with him for spamming.

Sasuke: 0_0 Wow harsh.

*Somewhere else with Emonin and Paen*

Paen: Ok I’m happy we were invited to the party, but where is the damn thread.

Emonin: Well do you think it’s in the spam center.

Paen: No, there’s no way it is there it has to be in Fanfic.

Emonin: Whatever it’s not going to be there.

*At the party*

Saiyan: OMG I’m so happy I can relax after all threads I checked today.

Yoruichi: Ya doing this job is tough but at least we get to relax now.

*Then Suicidal and V came into the party drunk*

Suicidal: Wow!!! That was some great eggnog dude.

V: I know I never felt better.

Everyone: 0_0

Yoruichi: Um Saiyan I change my mind I don’t want to be a Mod.

Saiyan: Sorry once you are in you can’t go out.

Yoruichi: *Mod stare >_>*

Saiyan: *Admin stare <_<*

Yoruichi: fine you win.

*Somebody walks into the party*

V: Hey baby what you doing *grabs the new user*

Crazy: Get off me V, somebody help!

*censored*

V: Ow why did you slap me Crazy?

Crazy: Because you’re a drunk pervert.

V: What I did nothing of the sort.

Yoruichi: Quick thinking Saiyan, good thing you censored V getting slapped.



*2 other user walk in*

Suicidal: Hey baby what are you *gets punched*

Sasuke: Don’t even think a bought it Suicidal.

Garra: Lol you got pwned.

*Back with Emonin and Paen*

Paen: Where the hell could the thread be?

Emonin: Like I said it’s in the spam center.

Paen: Dude shut up! I know it’s not going there so where could it be.

Emonin: Lets check the place we haven’t checked yet like SPAM CENTER!

Paen: Fine go to spam center I’m going to check the chat room.

Emonin: Fine I will and when I find it there I won’t tell you.

*Back at the party*

Soi: Alright everyone it’s time to open presents.

Everyone: what?

Suicidal: Hey all un-wrap your present Soi. *Start to laugh then gets slapped by random girl users*

Yoruichi: Saiyan why didn’t you censor those slaps.

Saiyan: How would that be funny?

Soi: No one brought a gift, WTF. I told Lazy to tell everyone.

Everyone :*>_> Lazy <_<*

Lazy: What do you want from me? My user name should tell you everything.

*All of a sudden a van crashes threw the door*

Everyone: WTF


*Four nerds come out of the van*

Nerd 1: Alright everyone this Christmas is going down.

Sasuke: Garra are those guys from the Alltel commercial.

Nerd 2: WIZARD!

*A wizard pops out of the van*

Sasuke: =_= never mind.

Wizard: Ok everyone, we are going to be taking your Christmas away this year.

Saiyan: I would like to see you try.

*Wizard waves his wand and everyone loses power*

Wizard: Your technology useless against my magic.

Nerd 3: Um sir there’s only like a few presents here.

Wizard: WHAT! Where are the rest of them?

Soi: Where are they indeed >_>.

Wizard: Fine to show you I mean business I will have to do something drastic.

*The Wizard waves his magic wand and changes Kitty’s username*

Saiyan: You didn’t.

Pk: He did.

West: You monster.

Doggy: No my usernames Doggy now.

Wizard: That’s what will happen to all of you if don’t tell us where the presents are!

*Paen jumps in a kick the Wizard in the back and Emonin grabs the wand*

Emonin: Here everyone *gives everyone there powers and usernames back*

Wizard: but how did you know we would be here.

Paen: I heard you in the chat room.

Emonin: alright then time to send all of you to hell.

*back in hell*

Itachi: OMG Jaga shut up for the last time, I would rather listen to four nerds then you.

*The 4 nerds and wizard show up in hell*

Itachi: ok I get the four nerds but where did the wizard come from.

Jaga: I wished for him.

The End

Orochi: That was pretty good even if it is July.

Yosho: True it was good, but what are we going to do when Christmas comes?

Everyone: Uhhh.

*Some users knock on the door*

Pk: *opens door* He IBIJ, Paen, Nerd 4 come in.

IBIJ: Actually can everyone but Garra step out.

Everyone: Ok.

Garra: So what’s up guys?

Paen: don’t what’s up us Garra.

Garra: What’s the matter guys?

IBIJ: Garra you know what’s the matter. We are jokes in the forum now.

Garra: No you’re not. Nerd 4 what’s wrong with you.

Nerd 4: I didn’t even get one line in this chapter.

Garra: IBIJ the dress thing was funny and everyone liked it.

IBIJ: I have no comment.

Garra: What’s wrong with you Paen, you and Emonin were the hero’s.

Paen: So you made me sound like an idiot during the whole thing.

Garra: Come on guys we can work this thing out.

IBIJ: I’m sorry Garra, but I guess we get the last laugh.

*Gun shoot sounds*

Narrator: It is true we lost a writer in the making of this chapter but anything is worth the risk for your laughter.

THE END (This time with capital letters)

[Vaimond]

I love this.

[chryblossom]

Lol i love this chapter

[Paen]

great filler.............

[forthewest]

haha fine chapter...love it:laugh:

[narutofan89]

awesome filter:)
now when will the story come back:laugh:

[Soi Fong]

Nice chapter. Good job you guys. I was finally in one. :laugh: Thanks a million.

[Itachigirl2101993]

It's getting better & better keep it up

[forthewest]

can't wait for the next one:D

[Yoruichi17]

Good job.... *>_> mod stare.... :laugh:

[Orochimaru]

I just read it!! Great job Gaara!!

[emoninja]

that was a good, for a filler, but still...

[Yoruichi17]

Nice chapter. Good job you guys. I was finally in one. :laugh: Thanks a million.

Good to kno u were in one and everything... but do fillers count???? :laugh:

[Suicidal-kun]

I even knew what would happen. But I still lol'd while reading it. XD

[lazyboy]

what a drag i was in filler (just kidding)yay i was in one

[Urahara678]

yay i had a good part it was super funny good job i liked the part where i punched s-kun :D and v got slaped and thanks for useing my idea

[forthewest]

when's the next chapter gon be posted?:)

[Evil_Gaara]

yay i had a good part it was super funny good job i liked the part where i punched s-kun :D and v got slaped and thanks for useing my idea

no problem it added up at the end so no problem.

[Urahara678]

i got some more if u want them

[Evil_Gaara]

sure send them I might need a few for my next one. (just to tell you i might switch around the names and stuff to add up with the story.

[Urahara678]

thats fine with me :D

[Urahara678]

how come u all didnt do the 4th of july

[Vaimond]

Guess we didn't think of that.
XD

[Fukuma]

The fillers were awesome! Keep up the good work.

[narutofan89]

when's the next chapter gon be posted?:)

ya when is it coming out

this storys are awesome

[Orochimaru]

Tonight if I can get it done!

[Fukuma]

Tonight?!?!?!?!?!? Let's just hope this computer lasts till then...

[narutofan89]

Tonight if I can get it done!

no pressure :ohnoes: :ohnoes: :ohnoes:

but tell us later when you know you will be able to finish it or not

[narutofan89]

oh well i guess we may have to wait till tommorow to read the chapter. take your time orochimaru, i don't know if you'll get back on :)

[emoninja]

oro, hurry up

[Vaimond]

You cannot rush genius. Now, with the new plot it's extremely hard to follow that plot and still make it mildly hilarious. Wait your worths. Don't hassle the writers.

[KakashihatakE]

;bndw

[Mr. White]

;bndwwhat?

[Itachigirl2101993]

Orochimaru what r u doing? Post it

[Vaimond]

Orochimaru what r u doing? Post it
Stop hassling him. Obviously, it's hard enough to continue the story. Quit being selfish.

[Yoruichi17]

Orochimaru what r u doing? Post it

Just wait... patience is a virtue... it's coming... and i am sure it'll be worth it...

[Starfall]

This story is totally awesome! You guys make everything hilarious! Great job! :)

[Paen]

guys lets give him a break i mean he has other business to take care of.......

[Mr. White]

If you're bored, just watch this.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=f6UNCo8tubYPlease don't spam here with videos

[Fukuma]

Oh, ok. Sorry about that.

[narutofan89]

just wait
delayed gratification is sweeter then instant gratification :laugh:

[Orochimaru]

Sorry to everyone for the delay!! I have been very busy this week with summer school and projects...and such...the story will most likely be posted tommorow if I don't have anything to do...it's saturday so no school :D

[Vaimond]

Sorry to everyone for the delay!! I have been very busy this week with summer school and projects...and such...the story will most likely be posted tommorow if I don't have anything to do...it's saturday so no school :D
Lol, you have to do extra work. Saturday School, haha.

On Topic: Good story

[narutofan89]

Sorry to everyone for the delay!! I have been very busy this week with summer school and projects...and such...the story will most likely be posted tommorow if I don't have anything to do...it's saturday so no school :D

ok todays the day:)
we'll wait for when you get on:cool:

[Orochimaru]

Episode 9: He saves the day?
Credit goes to: Orochimaru-Story and Editing
ATTN:Like I explained before I have been extremely busy with a lot of things...Now that we got this story up I'd like to say that it is very hard for me to make this plot with action somewhat funny...I've tried my best..but I'll assure you guys that after this episode..you will see that comedy from before again! ( I just wanted to get the plot out there and some action )


Midnight: *sends waffle fireballs at unknown user*

??????: *eats them and spits them back twice as powerful*

Midnight: *makes waffle shield to catch the attack and then turns it in to a flaming waffle shield* Goodbye!! *sends it at unknown user*

??????: Ah crap... *gets hit with full force sending him crashing to the ground*

Meanwhile….

Saiyan: Who the hell is that guy?

Orochi: Let me see the info on him *presses blue info button*

Speaker: “âââ⠂¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã‚¦schâ€Â ¦..the…los.à¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã‚ÂÂ�â€Ã ‚¦Ã¢â‚¬Â¦Ã¢à¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã‚¦Ã¢â‚¬Âà ‚¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚¦Ã¢ââ⠂¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã‚¦Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ “No Info Found on ‘Guest User’â €ÂÂÂ�

Orochi: It said “ No info found so guess loser�

V: You idiot it said no info found on guest user!

Orochi: …ââ ¡Ã‚¬Ã‚¦Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ohà ƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚¦Ã¢â‚à ‚¬Ã‚¦..that makes sense.

*Back to the fight*

Midnight: (what is this power?…thereà¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s no way some puny man has this much power!!)

??????: You give up already?

Midnight: Hell to the NO!!! Well…gotta think…either I die…âââ⠂¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã‚¦or take them down with me…THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *shoots waffle lazer-beam at the team down below*

??????: (What is he thinking?!?)

Pk: ( god-damn it! ) Alright everyone brace for impact!!

??????: You n00bs…*teleports in front of the SI team and catches waffle lazer with one hand* So we meet again Pk.

Pk: Who the hell are you?!?

??????: Hmph! *summons waffle syrup and pours it all around the Midnight*

Pk: I see what he’s trying to do! *teleports Orochi and himself beside Midnight* …..OROCHI! Grab the other end of this rope and wrap it around it’s legs!!

Orochi: Okie Dokey artichokie!

*as Pk and Orochi wrap the rope around Midnight’s legs..the unknown user teleports behind Midnight and tackles him with full force!*

Midnight: How did you know my weakness!? Who are you anyway!?..Oh no…AHHHH *Midnight melts and evaporates..*

??????: Who am I?…ha ha ha…Why don’t you ask your very own “Dark Emperor…âà¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã‚¦Pkâ€ÆšÃ‚Â�

Everyone: WHAT?!

IBIJ: There‘s no way!! We stand for good and against all evil things!!

Yosho: This can’t be….heââà ¢â‚¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢s been in our SI team for years!!

Yoruichi: He can’t betray us!!

Orochi: You f*cking liar!!! Who are you and tell us why you’re here!!

??????: There is no need for you to know my identity…but Pk why don’t you tell them about your true identity?

Pk: …

Orochi: Pk…Youââà ¢â‚¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã¢â€žÂ¢re gonna let this chump push you around like that!!!! Huh!!

??????: Well I’m off…you guys have a nice day…

V:…bastardâà ƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã‚¦Whatever you do, no one let him get away!!!!

*unknown user disappears*

Suicidal: What was that about?

Paen: I don’t know..but me and my tracking team will find out where he‘s headed to! Sasuke! Itachi! Gaara! Emonin and V-Rocker let’s go!

*all of a sudden Reafu comes out naked and with a huge belly*

Everyone: O_______O

Reafu: Haiiiiiiiiiiiiiii everyone! Oh yea forgot to tell you!!…That waffle was deeeeeeeeeelicious!!

Yoruichi: …..Reafuâà¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã‚¦..

Reafu: What you want cutie?

Yoruichi: Why are you naked?

Reafu: The flaming waffle burnt my clothes off…but man that was one heck of a meal!!

Yoruichi: *sigh*

Orochi: Pk…I don’t know what to say…but when you decide to talk..me and the others will be waiting at the HQ’s..

*Moments later..*

Pk: That bastard…he must be from the Anti-n00b Temple…but since no ones gonna listen to me I’ll have to go and fix this myself…

*To be Continued*

[Pixel]

The stories comming along nicely,a nd i'm going to start doing my part with the story now..I just forgot the editors chatroom link..

[Orochimaru]

I'll PM it to you :).

[Naruto Namikaze]

LOL
the weakness was syrup circles!? LOL!
I really lost it right around the Belly part:laugh:

[Pixel]

Can't wait for more of the comedy!

[Orochimaru]

Can't wait for more of the comedy!

ahahhahaha me neither XD.

[Sasori]

this is really good, i was a bit lost with the first few chappies but once you get into it, it's hilarious. Keep it up :thumbsup:

[Kisuke Uchiha]

wat if u could put that in some type of online comic or make ur own online manga

[Urahara678]

the reafu thing was good

[Orochimaru]

I already got episode 10 done!

[emoninja]

I already got episode 10 done!

well, lets see it...

[Orochimaru]

Episode 10: Rise and Fall and the rise AGAIN of an SI Warrior.
Credit goes to: Orochimaru-Story and Editing.
EDIT: 3rd Filler will come soon!! In this chapter..we're trying to get the plot across so you know what's going on..as so will the next chapter!

Paen: So the giant waffle was poisonous huh?

Sakura: Yea..

Emonin: We should send him immediately to-

Sakura: No..it’s too late..

Kitty: He was just…curiously hungry..*has emotional breakdown*


*Flashback*


Midnight: No respect! *Throws flaming waffle*

Reafu: It looks so delicious! *Runs to waffle*

Kitty: Reafu! Nooo!


*End of flashback*


Orochi: I’m so sorry Yoruichi…I know you were one of his very close friends..but there’s nothing we can do right now…

Kami: *runs over to the scene* WHY!!!!!!!


*the next day*


Paen: We gather here, today...for the loss of one of our…âââ⠂¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã‚¦well semi-greatest..

Gaara: *wipes tear from eye* Why did he have to have such a big appetite? *keeps listening*

Paen: He'll always be remembered..sort of…

Saiyan: Hold it right there...I know how to fix this.

Orochi: How can you, he's dead.

Saiyan: I'm not just an admin..I’m also a doctor, and if we just restart his heart...and fix his body he can be revived...who wants to watch?

Yosho: ME!!! ME!!!!

*later that day*

Yosho: So, how are you going to fix this?

Saiyan: Simple, I've already fixed his body...now, I just need to do this *takes deep breath* IMMA FIRING MY LASER!!!! *shoots Reafu with healing laser*

Reafu: *starts glowing*

Saiyan: It's working.

Yosho: How can you tell?

Saiyan: Shut the **** up and watch.

Rex: *stops glowing* What happened?

Yosho: He's Alive!!!!

Rex: Wait, what?

Saiyan: I told you, your free to go Reafu…or should I call you Rex..We had to get rid of whatever part of your body that was infected and replaced them with robotic parts..Your codename is now “Rexââ ‚¬ÂÂ�†¦..now, if you’ll excuse me...I need to help that moron over there..

V: I need my anti-burn cream, doc!!


*one week later*


Stupid Narrator: Well things were normal that past week, nothing weird happen until...


(on the SayanIsland Beach)


Sasuke: Well, things are finally back normal...we can relax…

Soi Fong: Yep…LOOK OUT!!

Sasuke: *dodges sniper shot* Rex, V, and Yosho…go after that guy!!!

*To be Continued* Next Chapter will be focused on Pk's journey to the Anti-n00b Temple!

[emoninja]

that was good...

[Orochimaru]

Thanks.

[Yoruichi17]

LOL... you guys keep up the good work... :D

[Mr. White]

That was good

[lazyboy]

That was good

no it wasn't it was better than good it was awesome

[narutofan89]

can't wait till tommorow or next day
p.s. i know your busy but when will i be in the story orochimaru ?

[Orochimaru]

Thanks to all for the positive comments!! and narutofan89..I'll contact you through PM in the morning and tell you.

[Urahara678]

lol im starting to think SI isnt safe with the gaint killing wolf and pk shoot and snipers lol jk

[narutofan89]

Thanks to all for the positive comments!! and narutofan89..I'll contact you through PM in the morning and tell you.

ok i'll wait im on for a long time :D

[Pixel]

I've almost got the 3rd filller done!

[narutofan89]

I've almost got the 3rd filller done!

yaaaa!

[forthewest]

Episode 9: He saves the day?

Orochi: Let me see the info on him *presses blue info button*

Speaker: “âââ⠂¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã‚¦schâ€Â ¦..the…los.à¢ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã‚ÂÂ�â€Ã ‚¦Ã¢â‚¬Â¦Ã¢à¢Ã¢â‚¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã‚¦Ã¢â‚¬Âà ‚¦ÃƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚¦Ã¢ââ⠂¬Å¡Ã‚¬Ã‚¦Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ “No Info Found on ‘Guest User’â €ÂÂÂ�

Orochi: It said “ No info found so guess loser�

V: You idiot it said no info found on guest user!

Orochi: …ââ ¡Ã‚¬Ã‚¦Ã¢â‚¬Â¦ohà ƒÂ¢Ã¢â€šÂ¬Ã‚¦Ã¢â‚à ‚¬Ã‚¦..that makes sense.
that was hilarous:laugh:

[Orochimaru]

AHA yea thanks...

[king vegeta]

ur king has spoken

[Tobi4242]

you should start posting new chapters as a new thread. it makes it easier.

[Pixel]

I finished the 3rd filler, and sent it to Oro!

[Evil_Gaara]

this is naruto


http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:zVhk9sOmdcoewM:http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u303/Billy_lover_27/Sasuke%2520and%2520Naruto/NarutoSasukeGAY.jpg

dont spam dude we have a section for that

[Pixel]

dont spam dude we have a section for that

Yeah, post your picture of Naruto and Sasuke doing gay things somewhere else!

[Paen]

c'mon oro.......hurry up plz

[Orochimaru]

Filler Episode 3: The War!
Credit goes to: IBIJ for idea and story and everything else!!


- IBIJ, Pk, S-kun, and Gaara are all at a barbeque in S-kun's back yard-

S-kun- *is grilling*

Pk- *Is tanning*

IBIJ- *eating*

- Randomly, something flies through the air and hit's S-kun on the head-

S-kun- OUCH

IBIJ- WHAT?

S-kun- something just hit me in my head!

- S-kun picks up a BB-

S-kun- It was a BB!

Pk- What a wimp, I may as well finish grilling the food, so you don't get your tears on it!

-Pk starts grilling food-

-Pk then get's hit in the head, and fall's down-

IBIJ: Look! It's another BB!

Pk: OOOOWWWW!

S-kun- lol, who's the wimp now?

IBIJ- Be quiet, S-kun!

Pk- let's go find who keeps shooting us!

S-kun- I bet it's those new neighbor's of your's, didn't you say that there n00bs?

Pk- yeah, let's get em!

IBIJ- Wait, let's spy first!

-All three of them peep through a bush in his backyard, getting a perfect view of the n00bs-


Gaara- *walks out of S-kun's house*

Gaara- - creeps up next to them -

Gaara- what are you guy's doing?

S-kun- -sneers- We lost our frisbee in the n00bs yard, can you go get it?

Gaara- sure!

-gaara walks into the n00bs yard-

IBIJ- LOOK OUT!

Pk- RUN!

- Gaara get's shot in the back and falls down -

- The noob's then carry him away -

IBIJ- wow, looks like they got a new BB gun!

Pk- And there luaghing at us!

S-kun- Let's attack!

- S-kun run's at the noobs -

- S-kun get's hit in the leg, bangs his head, and is unconciousse -

-IBIJ runs and retrieves him, getting hit in the process-

Pk- He's gonna be out for a few hours!

IBIJ- let's go get backup!

IBIJ- Let me but S-kun on the bench

Pk- *Is on phone*

Pk- Yes, uumm, Saiyan, were gonna need backup, some n00bs are shooting at us!

Pk- - hangs up -

Pk- he's sending over a medic and 2 troops!

IBIJ- Good

- 3 minutes later -

Orochimaru- alright, S-kun's gonna be alright, he won't be able to fight
thuogh! Oh, and here!

- Orochimaru hands over a few BB guns -

Orochimaru- alright, i'm off to go save other people!

IBIJ, PK- BYE

Orochimaru- Bye!

- Orochimaru hops in an ambulance and speeds away -

Jappo- Hi, were the bakup that was sent. We saw everything that happened from Saiyan's chopper cam!

I have 2 BB pistols.

V- Hey, I have a shotgun, let's go pwn!

- S-kun wakes up -

S-kun- WTF?

IBIJ- were attacking the n00bs!

Jappo- that's a pretty tough hit ya took!

V- I LMAO'd when I saw you get hit on the camera!

Pk- let's check out the situation, again!

S-kun- why do I feel like a snake bit me?

- Everyone sneers -

Everyone- uumm, Orochimaru was the one that cured you!

S-kun- DAMNIT!

-Everyone then get's loaded up and peers through the bush-

IBIJ- looks like they went in!

S-kun- Ya think?

V- Were gonna have to storm it!

Pk- I have no problem with that!

Jappo- let's make this somewhat tactical, ok?

- Everyone get's at a diffirent entrance to the house -

- everyone's radios start fuzzing and Saiyan start's talking to them -

Saiyan- You know your jobs?

Everyone- YES!

Saiyan- Good, now GO!

- Everyone sneaks into a diffirent spot in the house! -

- They all wonder around, not finding anything, until they all meet up in the kitchen -

- Just then, Yosho pop's up with streamers -

Yosho- Gotcha! Happy Suprise birthday IBIJ, I planned this whole thing, I hired some n00b's knowing that you guy's would be so dumb to take it for an attack!

Yosho- So happy B-day IBIJ!

Everyone else- it's you birthday, IBIJ?

IBIJ- um, actually, no!

Yosho- WWWHHHAAATTT? It wasn't your birthday today?

EVERYONE- I Guess not!

V- whatever

Yosho- we

Jappo- still

Orochimaru- made

Pk- it

S-kun- to

IBIJ- the

Saiyan- end!

THE END! IDEA AND CHAPTER MADE BY IBIJ!
( p.s. did you like the creative ending sentence? )

[Hikaru]

this is naruto


http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:zVhk9sOmdcoewM:http://i171.photobucket.com/albums/u303/Billy_lover_27/Sasuke%2520and%2520Naruto/NarutoSasukeGAY.jpg

and that is you

http://i249.photobucket.com/albums/gg208/jsr207/FAIL.jpg

>.> excuse the spam

[Pixel]

Did you like the chapter?

[Orochimaru]

this is naruto



Dude DO NOT SPAM HERE!

[Sasori]

Great, i loved the end sentence! Good job Jebus :D

[Mr. White]

thtat was funny

[Pixel]

Thank you people! And I enjoyed writing it!

[Fukuma]

Hehehehe...

[emoninja]

it was alright

[Vaimond]

I'm sorry guys, I'm not going to be able to write the next chapter.
My nephew is hurt real bad and I'm going to Bridgeport to help him.
Hope you can understand, just here to say this.

[narutofan89]

I'm sorry guys, I'm not going to be able to write the next chapter.
My nephew is hurt real bad and I'm going to Bridgeport to help him.
Hope you can understand, just here to say this.

it's ok may your nephew get well soon
orochimaru probably can write it all:)

[Urahara678]

is garra wirteing the next chapter

[Evil_Gaara]

is garra wirteing the next chapter

im writing the another filler but idk if it will be the next one

[Urahara678]

oh ok

[Suicidal-kun]

Twas alright, IBIJ. Was good to see me be something besides a somewhat secondary character for once.:laugh:

Oh and can somebody give me a link to the chatroom? I lost it.

[Orochimaru]

I'll send it 2 u and I guess I'll have to write the next chapter...*sigh* thanks V.....:D

[forthewest]

nice filler :)

[Yoruichi17]

lol.. nice filler... like i said alot before... u guys keep up with the good work... :D

[Mr. Drew]

ROFL i liked when they flew the plane in pk's pool!
"you really need to stop doing that"
"but it's so fun!!"
^^

[Soi Fong]

I myself like how you guys entertain the forum. Keep up the good work. Next time put me in it again ;) Just kidding. But seriously, good job you guys. :)

[Pixel]

Twas alright, IBIJ. Was good to see me be something besides a somewhat secondary character for once.:laugh:

Oh and can somebody give me a link to the chatroom? I lost it.

Yeah, but you still got shot.

[Itachigirl2101993]

I want more of Sakura

[narutofan89]

I want more of Sakura

i wana be in the story but we all have to wait :p

[narutofan89]

so... when is the next chapter on