Sasuke And Orochimaru

[Pixel]

This is a fanfic about what really happened in Oro's hideout, while he was training Sasuke.
Chapter 1:
"Sasuke.. SSSSaaaasssuuukkkeeeee." Orochimaru hissed out.
"What,WHAT?!? What do you want this time????" Sasuke yelled.
"I want.. your body." Orochimaru said.
"for the last time... stop.. Saying... THAT ****ING THING OVER AND OVER AGAIN!!" Sasuke got up from the couch and stalked out of the room. Orochimaru grinned. Kabuto wlked in.
"Sasuke i got the jutsu formula you asked- hey, where's Sasuke?" Kabuto asked. Orochimaru giggled.
"Lord Orochimaru, how many times must i warn you, lord sasuke hates it when you do that! now i have to deal with his whoe 'why am i stuck here with a per' lecture again!" Kabuto whined. Orochimaru didn't say anything.
"Not again." kabuto went over to orochimaru and poked him with a kuni. In a puff of smoke, a log appeared.
"Dammit! Why does this happen every DAY?!?!?" Kabuto ran quickly down to sasukes room to wrn him of 'danger'.

In Sasukes private bathing room, sasuke was taking a nice warm shower to relaz adn gt away from orochimaru. A figure appeared in the doorway, it came closer, and closer to the unaware sasuke. the figure ripped the curtain open.
"EEEEEKKKKKKK!!!!!" Sasuke screamed like a girl.
"hello sasuke- kun." Karin said in a flirting voice.
"FOR CHRISTS SAKE, CAN'T A GUY SHOWER WITHOUT ANYONE BOTHERING HIM?????" Sasuke blushed and put some of the curtain over his 'bottom half'.
"Hey Sasuke- kun, how about you and me go out tonight under the harvest moon and youknow, do something?" karin said in a more of a flirting voice. Another figure appeared behind Karin.
"Hey! Get away from him,he's mine!" the figure yelled. Orochimaru appered behind karin and threw her to the ground.
"Hey! you have no right!"
"oh yes i do, girlfriend!" orochimaru hissed.
"Oh god, another cat fight. well at least i can get out of here without being seen." Sasuke sneaked a towel and ran to his room while Karin and orochimaru fought a girl fight. Kabuto ran in.
"SASUKE! Look out for- oh, he already left. that's good news. Hey, a girl fight." Kabuto pulled up a chair and watched.

[LeadiN]

LOL keep going lol

[Kura-kun]

LOL Good job IBIJ...

[Pixel]

Chapter 2:

Kabuto had gotten some popcorn and starting recording the girl fight with a camera.
"i am so putting this on my myspace." kabuto said. orochimaru had gotten a bunch of fingure nail scraches all over his face. Karin had a bunch of brusies on her arms and scratches on her face. sasuke walked by again. he stopped at the door.
"Oh my god! what the hell is going on? Another fight?!?" sasuke stormed in. he grabbed kabuto's camera and turned it off, picked up karin and threw her out the door, and put orochimaru close to his face. Orochimaru giggled.
"Shut up you stupid perv, i want to train and i want to train now. or else i think fluffy will have an accident and get his tail stuck in the oven door again." sasuke loved to threaten orochimaru with his favorite snake, fluffy.
"NOO!!! NOT FLUFFY!!! ok, i will train you." orochimaru sighed. sasuke dropped him on the ground. he walked out of the room down to the training room.
"wow, I am so putting this on my myspace right now!!" Kabuto ran out of the room. orochimaru sulked to the training room.

sasuke fought against orochimaru with his sharingan to copy his justsu orochimaru showed him.
"alright sasuke, that's enough for today."
"What? it hasen't even been an hour!!!" sasuke shouted in anger.
"it's for a good reason sasuke- kun." Orochimaru said in a pouting voice.
"fine. hurry up." orochimaru skipped to his labratory filled with specimens. sasuke sulked behind. kabuto was standing next to a test tube with a subject in it.
"Alright sasuke- kun, you are going to fight this subject as a test of your water jutsu." orochimaru said. he signaled kabuto to open the tube. Kabuto drained it and let the subject out.
"OH MY GOD!!! FOR CHRIST SAKE, IT'S A GIRL!! PUT CLOTHES ON HER BEFORE YOU SHOW HER TO ME!!!" Sasuke looked away with a grimice.
"what's wrong with her?" kabuto asked.
"WHAT YOU DON'T SE?!?!?!?!? SHE'S NUDE!!!! PUT SOMETHING OVER HER BEFORE I COME IN!!! COME ON!!!" sasuke backed away. the girl looked up.
"Shut up, so what if im nude, i can't help it. now come on, let's fight." the girl commanded.
"NO!!!" sasuke took off robe he wore after training and threw it at her.
"PUT IT ON!!!!" sasuke yelled.
"Fine, you big sissy." she put on the robe and then went over and punched sasuke in the face.
"What the hell was that for??"
"We're suppose to fight right? you copy the water jutsu and i get killed, again." the girl said in an annoyed voice.
"fine." sasuke and the girl fought, obviously sasuke won and the girl died. but before she did, she left a lasting impression.
"OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!! WHAT THE **** WAS THAT FOR??????" sasuke managed to studder out in a high pitched voice.
"Just giving the last kick of the fight!" the girl said as she died. sasuke gripped his you know what and rolled all over the floor with a red face.
"Oh god! Oh god! im goin die! im goin die!!!"
"well, there goes the good part of the body." karin said as she watched sasuke be in pain.


more next time!!!

[Kura-kun]

LOL...Good job IBIJ...

[NaruHina_fan_girl]

LOL NICE!!!:laugh:

[Pixel]

I have the 3'rd chapter already typed up, I wrote it along with the first and second chapters. It's been saved on Microsoft word for weeks. I had just been waiting for some readers. It's gonna be a while before chapter 4, but i'll post chapter 3 up next post.

[Kura-kun]

Kool...

[Pixel]

Chapter 3:
that night, sasuke was laying in his bed sleeping. a figure creeped into his room.
hehehehehe! sasuke is mine!!! the figure cam up and tied sasuke down to his bed. sasuke woke up.
"WHat thte?" sasuke was startled.
"hey sasuke, you made orochimaru- kun like you more than me, you're going to pay."
"what? kabuto?"
"DAMN!! i really need to conseal my voice better."
"i have sharingan, moron."
"shut up!" kabuto squeezed lemon jucie in sasukes eyes.
"AHH! WHAT THE HELL???" sasuke yelled out in pain.
"now sasuke, i will torture you til death! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!" kabuto slammed a computer on sasukes chest, he turned on the screen.
"Hey, youtube, nice." sasuke relazed a bit. then kabuto grinned evily.
"Do you like britney spears?"
"oh god, you're not thinking.."
"i'm thinking worse." kabuto clicked play.
"LEAVE BRITNEY ALONEEE!!!!" the screen character said.
"OH GOD!! HELP! HELP! SOMEONE HELP ME!!!!!"
"MUWAHAHAHAAHA!!!" kabuto laughed. sasuke struggled to get out of his bed, but couldn't.
"The only reason britney shaved her head was because she was PRESSURED!! YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HER SONGS REALLY MEAN?!?!? THEY MEAN GET OFF HER BACK!!!!!" the character screamed.
"HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!" sasuke screamed while crying.
"you think that's bad, wait til you see this next onw." kabuto clicked the mouse again,
"WELCOME TO OPERA!!" Sasuke's eyes widdened in horror.
"KILL ME!! PLEASE KILL ME!!!! NOT OPERA! ANYTHING BUT OPERA!!" sasuke cried out.
"then how about this?" kabuto clicked the mouse again.
"Hiya Garret!"
"hey Raoul!"
"want to go for a ride?'
"on waht?
"this!" boing!
"barbie is a *****, she is just a witch."
"i really hate her, why does ken date her?!" the gays sang.
"HELPPPPPPPP!!! ILL CRY FOR ITACHI! JUST SOMEONE PLEASE HELP ME!!!"
"ken is such a man, i do all i can."
"Just to do him, we just want to screw him!"
"OROCHIMARU!!! HELP ME!!!!!!!! I HATE THE GAY BARBIE SONG!!!"
"to bad sasuke, it's going to last a long time." kabuto said evily.
"That barbie's a slut, with her cute little butt, and i guess ken likes boobs made of fake partssss."
"and i cry, everyday, cause straight up the ***** is in my way!"
"HELP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !"
"we want to do him.. we want to screw him!"
"hey garret, look whos over there!"
"well if it isn't barbie without ken or that stupid califonia dream van!"
"hey barbie over here! over here barbie!"
"Thank god! it's over." sasuke sighed in relief.
"wrong, i have it on repeat for twleve hours."
"NNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! "


^.^

[Kura-kun]

LOL Poor Sasuke....

[Pixel]

LOL Poor Sasuke....

Lol, yeah, thx.

[Kura-kun]

Your welcome I would hate to be in Sasuke's position though...

[NaruHina_fan_girl]

Poor Sasuke!:cry: LOL:D Awesome chapter!!!:laugh:

[Pixel]

Poor Sasuke!:cry: LOL:D Awesome chapter!!!:laugh:

Thank you!
Care to +rep me for it?

[Kizuna]

Hmmmmm, ack!:eek:

[Pixel]

Hmmmmm, ack!:eek:

You like?

[Pixel]

New chpt:THE NEXT MORNING......

sasuke was still strapped in his bed with the same video playing over and over again. his eyse were wide open and very red. his hair was tangled adn sticking out all over the place. kabuto was no longer in the room. karin walks in. she is wearing some.... inappropriate clothes.
"Sauske- kkuuuuuuuunnnnnnnnn!! I love you! take me away!" karin thew herself at sasuke. only to land on the computer.
"Ow! what the? gay barbie song? Ugh! creepy! let's just get rid of that shall we!" karin picks up the computer. sasuke speaks.
"KKKKKaaaarrrriiiinnnn...." sasuke says in a soft voice. Karin turns around and goes wild.
"YES SASUKE-KUN!!!" karin screams with passion.
"put... the ..... computer.... down."
"what?"
"I was watching that! *tsk*" sasuke said in a gay voice.
"Oh no, what happened sasuke! you're notbluching when looking at me! and you want to watch the video for gay barbie song?!? WHY GOD WHY!!!!!" karin screamed.
"Who the heck would blush at you? That outfit is sooo OUT dated!!" sasuke said in a more gay voice.
"sasuke-kun, if i must, i will return you back to normal. i must show the forbidden picture of.... her." karin clicked the mouse several times, she put on protective glasses.
"sasuke-kun, this might mess up your regular mind a little bit." she turned the computer around.
"What are you- *gasp*" sasukes eyes turned into hearts.
"hehehehehe..... paris hilton..... nude." *D sasuke ripped off the ropes that tied him down and grabbed the computer.
"I need to use the john BADLY!!!" sasuke ran into the bathroom. karin walked away.
"god, i don't know why that always happens when a guy sees paris hilton nude. stupid immature boy minds." karin went back to her room. Suigetsu saw her.
"OH MY GOD!!!" he yelled.
"shut up." she punched him in the face. kabuto walked by next.
"0.0 *.* Prettyyy..... must touch." kabuto walked forward, karin kicked him in the nuts.
"men. idiots. i don't know why.... oh yeah, that's why." karin went in her room and locked herself in. sasuke was still in the bathroom.

[xXlonershadowXx]

awwww. Not what i thought it would be...

[Pixel]

awwww. Not what i thought it would be...

Sorry, I do the best I can.

[AnimezGirl]

I LMAO Sasuke turned gay.

[sennin]

haha poor sasuke...LOL

[Pixel]

Thx, lol.

[ewok]

hey how come you never finished this

[RavenArchangel]

ROTFLOL MORE MORE! THIS IS HILARIOUS (STFU I know that sounded wrong)

[RavenArchangel]

hey how come you never finished this

indeed..whats the hold up?

[Pixel]

indeed..whats the hold up?

I have writers block.

[Lawliet]

Good Work, Funny as hell..

[Pixel]

Good Work, Funny as hell..

Thank you.