Batman/Superman vs Spiderman/Wolverine

[(DC)]

If Batman and Superman teamed up against Spiderman and Wolverine, who would win? Remember there is teamwork in play here and they are not just going head to head, they are working together to take the other team down first.

[ProvidenceX]

wow this is a fair fight
this is a horrible thread you DC fanboy
Batman and Superman rape Spiderman and Wolverine
anyone that can't tell otherwise is a brainless idiot
there is no purpose to this thread
try making a more even fight next time
i hope you're happy =_=
btw Marvel is still way cooler then DC and it always will be :laugh:

[(DC)]

Well Batman is the only human in this fight, and Wolvie can't die unless you knock his head off. This isn't a killing fight, it's who you think which sides' teamwork you think is better than the others. The only DC comics I have is the Batman Long Halloween series, and I really don't like Superman much, I happen to like Spiderman more and have a growing appreciation for Iron Man now.


Also DC's logo is cooler than Marvel's.

[[Dezagon]]

The part about Superman reminds me...
And can't he only die by either Kryptonite or the equivilent force of 1 million or more atomic bombs?
If I am wrong about either, please correct me. I'm a bit dusty on DC superheroes.
Either way, DC takes this without the slightest chance of losing.

[Lord Ikimichi]

Superman can rape them all himself.

[ProvidenceX]

Superman can rape them all himself.

this
while i have a deep seeded hate of superman I know that Wolverine and Spiderman cannot actually harm him at all...sadly he doesn't even need batman for this fight

to illistrate this I'll just borrow from the superman vs thor thread
(thor won btw :p)

Superman's strength is so great that he can move entire planets at once and is able to fly at speeds faster than light. He can use this power to travel through time as well as fly to other worlds, solar systems and galaxies and even to other universes with relative ease. By the 1970s, Superman was able to withstand the explosion of nuclear weapons with no risk whatsoever and fly unharmed through the core of a star. Superman was also able to survive without air, water, or food. Superman was immune to everything except for Kryptonite radiation and magic.

Superhuman Strength: While the exact magnitude of Superman's strength is unknown, it is generally accepted that his strength easily surpasses the capacity to lift 900,000,000 tons, but how much more is not known exactly. This is because Superman's strength, like his other powers, has fluctuated over time. Technically Superman can augment his super strength to near infinite levels where he is has able to literally move planets from one solar system to another barehanded. Though he doesn't do this for fear of doing harm, but he can become "supercharged" and exceed his "normal" power levels as evident when his power absorption ability ran amok which needed the Parasite to drain off his excessive power levels. Currently he only maintains enough strength to do battle without killing, move mountains, but not enough to move planet sized objects on his own.
Invulnerability/Super Durability: Superman's body is nigh-invulnerable (Has survived low yield nuclear explosions where he was in direct contact with a forty megaton detonation bomb but was knocked unconscious as a result). This ability's levels have changed over time, at times allowing him to fly into a sun and emerge unharmed, as evident most recently when he travelled through Krypton's red sun and survived. Has been seen to skirt the photosphere of the sun (10,000,000 degrees F). Superman has even been shown withstanding Darkseid's Omega Effect, a feat that was previously considered impossible. In addition, his immune system protects him from toxins and diseases. The most common explanations for his invulnerability are Superman having a super-dense molecular structure and/or a supercharged bioelectric "aura" which acts as an invisible "force field" around his body within a few millimeters from his skin, and presumably within his body as well.Template:Citation The proximity of this field to his skin means that loose clothes, for example, may be burned off of him, while cloth that is close to his body is protected by the "aura;" This phenomenon is sometimes cited as Superman's reason for wearing a skin-tight bodysuit. It is sometimes implied that he can unconsciously extend this field to an undetermined extent to protect a greater area, allowing him to carry huge objects within the Earth's atmosphere and without gravity or inertia tearing them apart around his human-sized hands.
Superhuman Stamina: Superman has the ability to maintain continuous strenuous physical action for an undefined period. Theoretically, most incarnations of the character has unlimited stamina as his enhanced nourishment is produced from the solar energy his cells process; however his base physical structure still does need to process food stuffs as well as has the psychological need to eat and drink just as Earth humans do, despite the fact that his superhuman powers receives the majority of that power from a yellow sun. He does require sleep on occasion so he can dream. He can also hold his breath for an undefined duration.


Super Breath: The ability to create hurricane force winds by blowing, and to chill his breath in order to freeze a target (this latter ability has also been called "freeze breath" and "arctic breath"). Superman can also breathe in large amounts of air, an ability used when dealing with and disposing things like clouds of poison gas.

Superhuman Hearing: The ability to hear any sound at any volume or pitch. The only Earth creature who can detect sounds at the frequency he can is a blue whale (0.01-200,000 Hz). He has shown enough control to block out ambient sounds to focus on a specific source/frequency. He can identify a person by their heartbeat, or pick out a single voice in an entire city.
Heat Vision: The ability to fire beams of intense heat at a target by looking at it with the conscious act of activating this power. Visually, the power is typically depicted as two beams of red light firing from his eyes. These beams can be made invisible, allowing Superman to work undetected. The maximum temperature of his heat vision is said to be around that of a nuclear detonation.Template:Citation Can reach tempertures of 11,000 degrees F.Template:Citation The area of effect can be consciously determined by Superman, down to the microscopic level. Recent stories imply the precision is so exact it can bypass a target's outer shell (not causing damage to a person's skull for surgical purposes) or even defenses (such as invulnerability or intangibility).
Super Vision: He also possess a superior sensory arrangement of microscopic, telescopic, infrared and ultraviolet visual capabilities. He is able to see the entire spectrum. STAR Laboratories has not been able to complete define how Superman has been able to utilize his powerful senses, part of the mechanism is physical, part of it is believed to be psionic in nature. Abilities include:
Electro-magnetic Spectrum Vision: can see well into most of the EM Spectrum. He can see and identify radio/television and any and all broadcast/transmitted frequencies, allowing him to avoid detection through radar or satellite monitoring methods. Superman can see the aura that every living thing generates. This ability is apparently one of the main reasons that Superman is a vegetarian, as he can see the passing of the "soul" at death.
Telescopic Vision: The ability to focus his vision to see something at a great distance, without violating the laws of physics.
X-Ray Vision: The ability to see through anything except lead. Opponents sometimes used lead-lined constructs in an attempt to hide things from Superman. He can see things behind a wall as if the wall were not there, or can "peel back" layer after layer of matter in his mind. Kal-El is able to focus his vision past layers of matter, literally seeing "through" them -- possibly perceiving x-rays, cosmic rays or other forms of energy invisible to normal human vision which pass through Earth's atmosphere (and solid objects) after emission from stars. Since it is passive, this ability would not generate harmful radiation in the same manner as a focused projection of hard X-rays.
Microscopic Vision: The ability to see extremely small objects and images down to the atomic level.
Longevity: Superman can live for centuries. Superman may possess Immortality.
Super Smell: Superman has an enhanced sense of smell.
Super Scream: Superman demonstrated this ability only once.
Enhanced Underwater Breathing: Like Aquaman Superman can breathe underwater for long periods of time, for how long is currently unknown. Superman does not need food or water to survive.
Supercharged Brain Activity: Superman's mental abilities are increased in speed. His brain can retain a lot of information at once.

There are no known limits to Superman's strength, though his sense of modesty and fairness may serve as a mental block to ever knowing the true limits of his abilities. (If there are any)

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i could copy and past much much more from that thread but i'm too lazy XD

[Tsuna]

Rape throw Thor form marvle in this that you'll have a fight. D. Is shit their character are either black or white (good or evil) at least marvle charCters have asspcts where they are on no side superman is a b!tch anyway "look at me I'm the man of f*cking steel I can't be killed by your human ways" then Thor comes in the makes and antimatter explosion inside supermans head.